We are The Pig Barn™

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Our Mission

At The Pig Barn™, our mission is to help your pig live their life to it's full potential. We offer flights to our multiple barns and resorts around the globe, and have multiple life insurance plans for your pig (We're basically a pig vacation and insurance service). With our plans, your pig will get all the care it needsduring it's short life and recieve a quality funeral after it's passing away. Each one of our resorts and barns areequipped with quality pig slop and helpful staff to help your pig learn and grow. The Pig Barn™ was founded by the great Piggly Wiggly himself, we strive to achieve his life dream and goal, to create a safe, fun, and affordable service to take care of your pig.

Why chose us?

The Pig Barn™ has scientifically reasearched hundreds of pigs' reactions to different flavors and foods in pig slop. With all this data, our top scientists and zooligists have created the perfect formula for the world's healthiest, most organic pig slop ever created in the history of pig slop. In addition, we have dozens of expert pig therapists, doctors, and psychologists ready to help your pig whenver and wherever you need it. Our pig airline to take your pig to our barns and resorts is completely free for humans so feel free to hop on with no additional cost.

Pricing

Here at The Pig Barn™, we understand that taking care of your pig is a very labor intensive job, so we have tried to keep it affordable for you, our standard package contains a round-trip ticket to one of our many barns, an all-you-can-eat pass at our pig buffet, and a 3 day trip period for just $999! If that isn't enough for your pig, consider our deluxe package, it contains 2 round-trip tickets to 2 of our barns and resorts, an all-you-can-eat buffet pass, and a make your own pig slop kit to use at home for just $1599. If that still isn't enough for you and your pig, the luxury package should be enough, it contains 6 round-trip tickets to our barns and resorts, everything else listed above, and access to our luxury hotel, ™The Pig Sty for $4999. Pricing is listed in more detail below.

Pricing*

The Porky Pig Package

$999

1 ticket to a barn

3 night stay

Buffet Pass

Access to pig slop trough

Peppa's Pick

$1599

2 tickets to barns and resorts

3 night stay each

Buffet Pass

Access to pig slop trough

The Piggly Wiggly Package

$4999

5 tickets to barns and resorts

5 night stay each

Buffet Pass

VIP Access to ™The Pig Sty.

Testimonials

Piggly Wiggly's Son

My experience with The Pig Barn has been absolutely superb. They have treated me well and I am insured by their top-tier pig life insurance. I have gone to most of their barns and resorts, which have the best pig slop ever. And their resorts are very fun and a good place for pigs to relax.and I must stay that if you are a pig then you must try The Pig Barn. Once I die, I can tell them what to do with my possesions so no one will steal my stuff. That is why I rate The Pig Barn 5 stars.

The Three Little Pigs

After our encounter with the big bad wolf, we knew that we had to get some form of pig insurance. The big bad wolf puffed down 2 of our houses and wasted 2/3 of our money. After this, we tried out The Pig Barn. The Pig Barn not only guaruntees that they will rebuild 100% of our houses if they get puffed down again, but they also make sure no one will steal our houses and possesions once we die. In addition, they offer flights to their multiple barns and resorts around the globe.

Wilbur (from Charlotte's Web)

My traumatic life has been full of suprises and excitement. After Charlotte saved me from death, I knew I had to find some way to keep me alive. I found The Pig Barn, they give me excellent pig life insurance so I can live happily and do my spinning backflips with peace of mind. If you are a pig and are worried about your future, then I happily recommend The Pig Barn to you. Not only do they give you insurance. They also give you flights to numerous resorts and pig barns around the globe.

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